And here are the results of the WelcomeHolmes Jury!

Our two winners are:

Barbara Roden:
Holmes: (thoughtfully)
"Tastes like . . . chicken."

and

Christopher Roden:
"It's an ear, Watson, E-A-R. What else would you expect in a small
packet, wrapped in brown paper, handed in by a postman, and filled
with coarse salt. Really! You haven't followed anything I've been
saying for the last dozen or so stories, have you?"